hey, you. (yes, you)

The only thing this is missing is some triangles. Then it would be tumblr approved.

I’ve never had quail before, but it really looks delicious, doesn’t it?

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openlungs:

Almost every damn day I find out another girl I graduated with is pregnant and/or getting/is married.

This happens on a weekly basis. Like clockwork.

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rockettothesun:

yeah yeah yeahs - maps

hollowruins:

christ-opher:

After I get done laughing uncontrollably, I realize how badly we have fucked up natural selection. How do people like this keep procreating? Seriously.

Shit’s hysterical.

It’s even funnier if you watch it with your mom, which causes her to drop f bombs like there’s no tomorrow for the first time in years.

Just me? Okay.

It’s going to be a loooonnngggg shift.

hollowruins:

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Yes please.

piecesofserenity:

stagioni:

jocelynseip:

oh joseph

oh.  well good morning there.  i’m cold, will you hold me?

Love him.

There’s no way this could have turned out well, is there?

itsonlylife:

Major points for dystopian dark and twistyness, the commodification of feeling, and Kathy Bates and Tim Curry. Major deductions for the reason she goes through the looking glass being a guy whose parents she didn’t want to meet and being sponsored by Kay, who has one of the most inane commercials I’ve ever seen.

I’m actually enjoying it so far. I loved Tin Man, so I’m not surprised that I’m liking Alice too. However, Kay commercials suck the life out me slowly. They are so stupid.